The couple were acting weird. Well, the husband was acting weird and the wife was getting... ...well... ...larger. The husband would come home every night and rush to her "rescue" or something. (As if I didn't have everything under control!) She would tell him she was "fine" and that he didn't need to worry.
I had been worrying about another rival for attention but nobody showed up! I had gotten all worked up about a fourth member of the family, and all that was new around here was the husband running around all over the place asking the wife if she wanted her nuts!!
I was miserable.There wasn't anything new too sniff, (unless you counted the nuts.) And there was hardly ever any time for them to scratch my tummy!
Then on one frosty morning while I was laying on my mat in the kitchen, I heard the husband yell from the room above: "Its time??!!!! Oh my gosh,oh its time, its time, its time, its..."
"Maybe its just time to get more nuts!" I thought to myself. I contemplated on whether peanuts or pecans would go better with my dog food if I stole them.
The husband ran down the stairs skipping four steps at a time. I got up, stretched my legs, put on my sternest face and told him not to make a racket and to be quiet. He didn't listen. I didn't think he would tho, I had gotten used to it. He ran outside turned on the car, ran back inside and up the stairs again. "Just asking which kind to get!" I thought. But the wife came down with him. She was walking one step at a time, while he was walking six, running back five and then running six again.
They got in the car and drove away.
"Oi! Wheres my food! I need petting!" I said.
Well after a day or two (I had been let out and fed by the old lady across the street.) I heard the car drive in the driveway. I got and ran to the door leading to the garage. I heard a car door open. Someone was walking up the steps. I wagged my tail.
The wife walked in and the husband soon followed. He was calm now, But a little pale.
The husband asked her if she wanted her nuts. She didn't want any . She sat down on a chair and fell asleep. And thats when saw that she had a bundle in her arms. So I got up on the arm of the couch and looked in her arms. He was the littlest person I had ever seen. All thoughts of bullying immediately left my head. His little pink hands and feet, his chubby cheeks, his light brown fuzz.
Seeing as how I wanted to meet this new fellow I leaned over and licked his feet a few times.
Then I was called to more impotent matters. The husband, when he left her to sleep, had apparently gotten me some food and was shaking the bowl to get my attention. I walked over. And as I ate my food I thought of the friendship that would become with me and the fourth member of the family.
I had been worrying about another rival for attention but nobody showed up! I had gotten all worked up about a fourth member of the family, and all that was new around here was the husband running around all over the place asking the wife if she wanted her nuts!!
I was miserable.There wasn't anything new too sniff, (unless you counted the nuts.) And there was hardly ever any time for them to scratch my tummy!
Then on one frosty morning while I was laying on my mat in the kitchen, I heard the husband yell from the room above: "Its time??!!!! Oh my gosh,oh its time, its time, its time, its..."
"Maybe its just time to get more nuts!" I thought to myself. I contemplated on whether peanuts or pecans would go better with my dog food if I stole them.
The husband ran down the stairs skipping four steps at a time. I got up, stretched my legs, put on my sternest face and told him not to make a racket and to be quiet. He didn't listen. I didn't think he would tho, I had gotten used to it. He ran outside turned on the car, ran back inside and up the stairs again. "Just asking which kind to get!" I thought. But the wife came down with him. She was walking one step at a time, while he was walking six, running back five and then running six again.
They got in the car and drove away.
"Oi! Wheres my food! I need petting!" I said.
Well after a day or two (I had been let out and fed by the old lady across the street.) I heard the car drive in the driveway. I got and ran to the door leading to the garage. I heard a car door open. Someone was walking up the steps. I wagged my tail.
The wife walked in and the husband soon followed. He was calm now, But a little pale.
The husband asked her if she wanted her nuts. She didn't want any . She sat down on a chair and fell asleep. And thats when saw that she had a bundle in her arms. So I got up on the arm of the couch and looked in her arms. He was the littlest person I had ever seen. All thoughts of bullying immediately left my head. His little pink hands and feet, his chubby cheeks, his light brown fuzz.
Seeing as how I wanted to meet this new fellow I leaned over and licked his feet a few times.
Then I was called to more impotent matters. The husband, when he left her to sleep, had apparently gotten me some food and was shaking the bowl to get my attention. I walked over. And as I ate my food I thought of the friendship that would become with me and the fourth member of the family.
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