5. The walk.

After a while the husband calmed down. And finally noticed that I was in bad shape.
So to kill five birds with one stone, We went for a walk.

Bird no. 1
The Baby gets fresh air.
And falls asleep.

Bird no. 2
I get to  stretch my legs, and take-a-leak if you know what I mean.

Bird no. 3
We all get to be together doing something social.

Bird no. 4
The couple get to show off there baby.

Some girl: Oh she's so cute!
ME: He's a boy stupid!
The wife: Oh he's a boy *unnecessarily smiles*
Street dog: That lady fat.
ME: Well your ma'!
Street dog: Yea?
ME: Yea!
Street dog: Yea?
ME: Yea!
The husband: Oookay let's separ-OW!
ME: Why you..
Street dog: HA HA SUCKER!
ME: Well your Pa' as well!
Street dog: Yea?
ME: Yea!
Street dog: Yea?
ME: Yea!

Bird no. 5
I ate a pigeon.