I was born in Gutenberg Iowa. Your probably thinking that Gutenberg Iowa doesn't exist. But it does.
I don't know who my mother was, but I do know that I was at a pet shop, and there was a parrot that was driving me crazy! Finally I was bought by a couple who where just married, and they wanted someone to watch the house while they where at work. I said they should not take the two for one deal and get the parrot two. They didn't choose very wisely.
On the way home they where talking on whether or not they should have me and the parrot in the same room or not. Again they chose the bad way.
when we finally got to there apartment they had a bunch of trouble, because they lost the key... and they wouldn't listen to me.
They just would't check under the "welcome" mat. I said "maybe you should check under the mat!" The husband smiled at me and said he should check in his left pocket (he had already checked his right.) I said "maybe you should check under the mat!" The wife smiled at me and then said she should check in her purse. And after three hours, they at long last thought "Why didn't we think of the mat!" I said that I had thought of that. They both smiled at me and opened the doors.
This was only the beginning of my troubles.
I don't know who my mother was, but I do know that I was at a pet shop, and there was a parrot that was driving me crazy! Finally I was bought by a couple who where just married, and they wanted someone to watch the house while they where at work. I said they should not take the two for one deal and get the parrot two. They didn't choose very wisely.
On the way home they where talking on whether or not they should have me and the parrot in the same room or not. Again they chose the bad way.
when we finally got to there apartment they had a bunch of trouble, because they lost the key... and they wouldn't listen to me.
They just would't check under the "welcome" mat. I said "maybe you should check under the mat!" The husband smiled at me and said he should check in his left pocket (he had already checked his right.) I said "maybe you should check under the mat!" The wife smiled at me and then said she should check in her purse. And after three hours, they at long last thought "Why didn't we think of the mat!" I said that I had thought of that. They both smiled at me and opened the doors.
This was only the beginning of my troubles.
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